BB: Bookworm Bri

I'm just a bookworm who spends WAYY too much time on the internet.
alexturnler:

is forever21 okay

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

lustfuldemoness:

"Hey we need a way to establish a character’s badassery before the major conflict starts"

"I’VE GOT IT"

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peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

Honest MBTI Stereotypes

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them…

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

http://minuiko.tumblr.com/post/97921320527/captainjamestklrk-larrrrrrystylinson

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE…

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me