BB: Bookworm Bri

I'm just a bookworm who spends WAYY too much time on the internet.

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

lunchtrae:

how i brush my teeth
dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

angryseawitch:

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes

because, you know, why show disabled people doing things

rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

a-touch-of-fangirl:

What doesn’t kill you will come back to kill you later - a biography of Percy Jackson

aizea:

attention ppl i remember the original caption this is not a bird shaped cloud a bird flew into this window and it kind of just…left a mark …in case anyone was wondering