BB: Bookworm Bri

I'm just a bookworm who spends WAYY too much time on the internet.

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

scrollingvaguelydownwards:

theneverendingdrums:

popcornmassacre:

ugh summer

look at my awful tan line

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 #sinful

stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

lotsaspaghetti:

*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

starvingdream:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

i dont even like tpp but what the fuck
Anonymous:
You tagged that owl post with "birds" but it's not a bird, it's an owl :(

algrenion:

have i got news for you, friend

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs